I can put a kick me note on it, I guess.
You can be president of Canada then.
She would, but she is too far away. There is another grandmother who comes around more often but she is much more like me. Stops for birds on the road and stuff. I guess that’s where I get it from. If I ask my cousin then he makes girl noises at me. Like I am girl or something. Meh, I guess it would be worth it. Dog. Cat. Platypus.
No you have to be born into that! He has no chance. The only thing he can shoot for is Lord of the Universe.
YEAH last night I had to go toilet but I had to wait until the morning. That smurfing thing could be on the floor But I have problems killing things. No matter how evil they appear. I’m just like a hippy or something. Maybe you could send the army. I doubt they’re tied up with anything at the moment.
You can be the President of the United States.
I don’t know. I am either going to kill it or leave it alone. There’s no way I am going to risk preserving its life and putting it outside (that’s how I got bit!) I have been tpld, though, that that particular spider avondale spider eats the worse things that live in my house. Though that is what they all say. And it is smurfing scary.
I HAVE MY MORALS
Phew. I’m glad it’s not as bad as I thought it was. There’s one worry out of the basket. Now, onto that spider.
Ugly men, though. High up in the corporate ladder.
