So you've raped everyone that exists then?
I like to rape and then go SURPRISE! They just laugh when I do and say "You got me again, man!"
That was more a surprise in the way that rape is a surprise.
I like Miley Cyrus' new song. SURPRISE!
Not all surprises! Surprise cake is nice!
I never predicted China being a scary behemoth. Surprises are so unpleasant.
I never once predicted that smiley would be used in that way.
Ha, I wish. My whole family has so much jelly in them they're like a walking fat joke. I just really hate, hate food and barely eat anything ever. Except your mom's :jinx: That's yum.
A miracle of metabolism. You lucky bastard.
I am way too lazy to do that. It's honestly a miracle I'm not a fatass.