Sometimes I wonder if I know anyone right know or was friends with anyone that would end up doing something like that.
I can’t help having Irish blood! And Irish skin.
Okay, if I ever see you on the street or something, I will do you a favor by breaking both your legs with a baseball bat. Then I will run into the traffic. Not to be like, funny or anything. That is just what I do.
I was watching some...show on TV today about this 15 year old girl who was in gaol after killing her infant. I was like oh. Lovely.
But you do taekwondo. You have to be at least a little proud of them.
You've destroyed me
Well first point is that I am pretty sure I have the better legs.
COLON BLOW
I intend to fight you to the death on this.
Who would wear the dresses?