To personal prosperity
I'm really good at lying, so that's good. And I think I could persuade someone to take the fall for me. I'm all set now, just need air fares.
Just lie your little heart out and get someone to be your fall guy...
If ever I am charged with a crime, a simple search would bring up EoFF and then they would read my usernote conversations with several EoFFers with plots ranging from fraud to kidnapping to world domination. I'd better not get caught then!
You will then start a charity and I will make several generous donations with the money we acquired. Convert all the savings into travelers checks and then bankrupt the charity and meet me in Kokomo
I've got a plan. First I need to get over there. Then, I can start pick-pocketing people for their wallets and credit cards. Then I stash the loot with you and smuggle myself over the border and draw the authorities with me.
We should double team a scam on a rich foreigner. The politics alone would make pursuing us take years...
I wonder how difficult it would be to set one up and evade the police? It might be possible!
I could only hope to be that lucky. Maybe I'll just scam somebody out of there money. I need a pyramid scheme
Maybe it'll all come out in a lottery win or something? One of those African drug lords will accidentally deposit a couple million dollars into your bank.
