I would love to live in that America.
There is no Alaska according to my custom made map.
Yeah, he does make fun of Seacrest a lot. And incest is not cute. It's a horrible, disgusting sin that is surprisingly prevalent in Alaska. You know, Russia's neighbor.
That's not incesty! I think it's cute. Well, it would be if either of them were cute. If Miley and Ryan Seacrest started dating, I think Joel's head would explode.
This Pixyar- I don't really keep up with her, either. Joel McHale just talks about her a lot on The Soup. And I mean, a LOT.
What debacle is that? I don't keep up with her much. Is this the sheet thing? It's not incest if it's video taped, you know. Then it's just research.
Oh, Miley. It's funny when people allege incest between her and her father, ever since that whole photography debacle.
I called up Cupid for you. He said he'll swing around and fix it after he's done playing Pong with Miley Cyrus.
See what you just did? You broke my heart. How dare you.
What humor? I'm calling the police about this sexual harassment.
