Close your eyes.
MY CAT?
Take my advice, leave the fishing to the fishermen. They know how to do it.
My armpits have become home to several bleeding towel virgins.
The mud people are always right.
If I never went out, I'd be home by now.
It is actually a true story, apart from all the ing Unfortunately that was not possible at the time
Today Alice told me that she doesnt like cakes. I was like So she countered with a And I was like So she just 'd away.
THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD I WILL TYPE IN CAPS TO EXPRESS THE FACT THAT IT IS MAKING ME WANT TO GO POO POO
I do not wish to be bashed by your silly statistics!
