Do we have a closet masochist here? :D
Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have really told you because I know how what it's like but I... I felt like disappointing you. Hey, i
It won't hurt.
I can't fit in my microwave. I've tried it before (and I have) and it didn't work. There was something else I was going to tell you but I just smurfing forgot. Right then!
Nice save you bastard
Oh god please don't think that. I mean, not with something like this, anyway. Obviously if yout think the holocaust is funny I would punch you but smurfing quotes up is hilarious and just enjoy it!
...I'll sit on a microwave.
That would be funny.
In front of class?
Yeah... they're psychosomatic. I... I lost the baby.