I hate the way he's stereotyping you! You're a humble tartman!
Ok, your idea works. I'll get the oven on.
Awesome!
K-kinky??? Shiny got the definition spot-on, don't you think?
Oh Resha, you and your kinky ideas :rolleyes2
Oh yes :-( How about if you only became the other kind of tart whenever there's a full moon? Sorta like a werewolf. And then you could bake me lots of tarts!
But Resha, you know I'm the other kind by night So maybe a tart for the morning after
I was owned by the ced-zed...
Tadahh!
Bake me a tart!