Your sig is fantastic. Fantastic. Your best work yet!
Here I was thinking it was a well crafted masterpiece! xD
Dear god, I didn't even realise that horrible, horrible pun. I'll go take my own life now
I, urm, uh. :/ Clouds rolls overhead. Heavy rain falls. Thunder booms in the distance. A bright flash. Then, once more, darkness. Still I wait, alone. Your pale-faced cousin has since departed. The cold sets in. My bones ache. Have you forsaken me? Every day I meet you here, atop the hill. I watch you approach from behind the farthest hills. But not today. Today I am cold and alone. At last I see you. Your shining face pierces the dark and warms my face, but it is not enough. You may dry my clothes but, even with the sincerest of apologies, you cannot dry my tears of despair.
About the sun, hmm. I'll see what I can whip up!
tryyy THIS ONE! =D http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnets/34.html
That washboard line is golden. Absolutely infinite carat gold. Age = Experience, just so you know.
Haha, yeah. a "strong determined chin" here, and some "abs that were as ripped as the washboard I refused to be a slave to" there, and I'll have them like putty in my hands. Too bad they're all about 50 years older than me.
Many sexually repressed damsels will fall in love with you as well
I could schvitz 1000 Russians with my steamy novels
