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Let's annihilate the markets,so no Piggy is ever tempted to visit one again.
That little piggy told me he was going to the market
I'm not getting anything for Christmas. Well then be sure to remember that if Santa doesn't get you any presents, it's not just him you need to seek vengeance upon, but his festive freinds as well.
When you open your present from Santa, be sure to remember that Santa's Festive Freinds were the ones to help Santa get ready for the big day.
The scrubbing bubble guys are coming to clean your house. LOCK THE DOOR!
Now we're all doomed
Fight fire, with fire. Douse violent flames with gasoline!
An undead one.
One of them is probably the beer bottle opener button.