Make sure you don't bite your mouth! That happened to me recently, and I'm still in pain.
If there isn't, maybe you could just make one?
Like chocolate
Woohoo Beatles lyrics!
But do you have a cuticle stick?
I'm bored, and lonely
You ever eaten a seal?
You ever kissed a seal?
Private Hatman?
Have you ever considered fashioning your hair so it looks like a hat?
