No it can't, an I'm thankful for that.
Thats a really sad story....
You forgot you were married?! How did you manage that?!
I'm sure I remember you saying you were already married.
Then again....maybe not.
Oh well, they might find that endearing.
I have never met anyone, before.
There was a toilet in an outbuilding at the house where I used to live. I wouldn't ever use it though. There was lot's of insects an cobwebs in there. I'm not going to the toilet in those conditions!
I've put pictures of random strangers in my LJ.
But at least you know if you ever want to go to jail, how to end up there.