Conversation Between ScottNUMBERS and Christmas

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  1. Anyone is welcome!
  2. But you let MANUS and Mr Duck attend the wedding!
  3. I would like that!
  4. We can get married right now!
  5. I don't remember getting married!!
  6. Married couples should share good things such as penis.

    UNLESS YOU WANT A DIVORCE!
  7. No sorry Christmas, I couldn't possibly take your penis.
  8. BTW, I don't think things will worked out with this penis of mine. You wanna have it?

    PS: Ejaculatory fluid included.
  9. They are teeth, like that film "Teeth" but not a vagina. Ejaculatory fluid may be present, I'm not sure. It was a long time ago since your ski accident.
  10. I like how my penis has eyes and mouth. Are those white stuff on my penis' mouth teeth or I just ejaculated?
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