Z, Z. What begins with Z? Well, I do, of course. I'm a Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz, as you can plainly see.
Cream and nougat?
That's right. You can't. That's how I got fired from my last job.
You can accept my Oscar if you know what I mean.
Let's fill up this page as quickly as possible so I don't have to see all that large, annoying print.
And, here I was thinking that my toilet was the only one with a solid grasp of the English language.
So, last night, I asked my brother if he was homosexual, to which he replied in the negative. Then I asked him, "How gay are you? On a scale of one to gay," to which he replied, "About half a G."
But, by the time you get around it it, gas will be $8 a gallon.
Speaking of too short...
My Mighty Warrior is disappointed. Yeah. I changed its name. Its name is no longer "Weird Al" Yank-A-Dick.
