Doggy porn? We're not in germany, you bastard.
I'll give you all you want and more, Trey. For free.
Set up the porn studio, pronto.
I mean, honestly, can you not believe that none of the dwarves ever got one on one action with the slut? Probably even threesome? Maybe the whole smurfing gang... erm, bunch got her. There's a time period that they wouldn't put up with that crap. Blow up dolls can only last for so long.
Dan, can you remember the time where you lost your virginity in the back of the family car? Good times. It probably would've been more memorable if you wern't there alone.
I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside but cold and uncovered on the outside
Dan, dan, chicken bone man!
Paul isn't gay, he's just slightly confused and he comes from St. Helens. It's an easy mistake to make, though.
Christmas is not what you would call original with user notes. In related news, Kyono touched a dildo today. "I felt violated," commented the pop star who used to have 5 oriental persons in undewear surrounding him in adam's leaf. Female viewers of the allegded dildo touching remarked on how contradictive Kyono was with his remarked. They noticed a very sensitive touching motion displayed by Kyono arm. Kyono had no comment to these observations, but only to deny the accusations of him being gay. A chilie cook off was then established 30 minutes later, where 4 people commited suicided after tasting chilie with seamen.
Give two kicks in the balls to those army guys, I tell ya.
