That's because he is Trevor.
He can hit all he wants but he'll still be secretly (or not so secretly) pining away for Trevor. He's in love with that character.
A man who wouldn't be willing to drink his woman's snot... I just don't know what kind of a man that is. Good thing you turned him down, now he's free to hit on Faris more.
Today Paul asked me to be his girlfriend just because he'd have more of a chance with me than he would Trevor from GTA V. I had to turn him down though because he wouldn't drink the snot that was falling out of my nose earlier.
My bad. Sorry dudette.
Don't be mean
NOT ENOUGH. YOU LOSE.
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN FIVE THOUGH
Have you known him 9 years?