Do you refuse to tell him every time?
I've gotten a mailbox in my mail before, but it was cheapie, so the local birds stole it.
Did somebody kung fu chop her other breast off?
Nox!
I'm too dead to die.
Who are "they"?
I always thought that was pretty obvious!
I'm sure that won't last for long.
Why would you want to pay with dead kitties?
I don't even let them have that privilege.