Ya, suxs to marry a wifebeater. I hope Little Tentacruel won't grow up as abusive as his father.
Mother Tentacruel only buys to fill the void that Father Tentacruel makes when he hits her.
But father Tentacruel can never afford to pay for Little Tentacruel school fees and books. No matter how hard Father Tentacruel works, Mother Tentacruel will all squander it on buying final fantasy games.
There is nothing "poor" about a vicious Tentacruel.
If they are innocent children, why do they attack the poor Tentacruel?
They are but children, sir! Innocent children. I know not where their proclivities lie. Now that you mention it though, they do seem to attack the Tentacruel rather more viciously than other Pokemon.
So they have a thing for electric circuits? Or they like to nibble around it because its look like tentacles to them? :yamete:
Eww... no, they're good little pika-kids. They do like to nibble on the electric circuits though.
Do all his pika children masturbate like him? Are they FLOODING the attic?
Yes. He had many pika-children. They've infested the attic.
