I think you may be on to something, what the children need is a cereal full of EVIL!!
Übelo's! They're übelicous!
MORE COWBELL!
Now all that's left for me to take over is Utah.
Ubel came for umlauts and usernotes! And it looks like he's already got an umlaut!
SAW DIFFERENT FACE AND DIFFERENT PLACES I GOTTA GET BACK GIRL ON THE LOVE TRAIN WEERWEER WERNEREERWERNERNEERNEERNER