Hey why are there pews in Churches?! BECAUSE THEY STINK! EPIC WIN XD
Take the second 'B' in Bible away and what do you get? BILE! Take THAT, fundies!
If Christianity is real how come there's no Super Nintendo chapter in the Bible? CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS!!!
Knock Knock! Who's there? An Athiest! An Athiest who? HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR, FUNDIE?!?!
OKAY I ADMIT IT I **** MY FEDORAS!!!
What did the fundie say about my Euphoria? YOU SAGAN ME CRAZY!!!
My favorite video game is Neil Degrasse Tyson's Science Out!!
And we are all free. Neil Dagrassy Nye the Sagan guy is the true savior.