Alas! I can't think of anything to follow that, I just really wanted to say it.
Now that you mention it, that's exactly why I changed my name!
You probably did. That's why you changed your name to something that couldn't be changed to Saggy Bollocks.
I don't know, did I?
Did you like it?
I remember you calling me that before.
I call him Saggy Bollocks.
Who?
This guy I know called Sagensyg.