I look forward to that day. I'm tired of these fans. Yesterday I was set upon by hordes of admirers who wanted to...touch my clothes.
I saw a goat once if that counts for something. My street rep will be better than yours someday.
Accident? What are you talking about man? I slept with a goat once, and we ended up having kids. Eh? Eh? Yeah, I'm funny.
Artie is a playa' I bet you have illegitimate children everywhere. Probly slept with one on accident at this point.
I've found natural women, if that counts for anything? And I certainly got me some booty! Yarr harr!
And this lack of direction is why you have found no treasure or supernatural women who exist solely to give up their snatch to you. You are an unfortunate human being.
I let the wind show me my path.
I can't read a map, so I hope you're manly enough to pull that off.
Let's head through Norway. You can get guns there, apparently.
I guess we could use guns too. I wasn't going to suggest it originally, but then I grew balls and here we are.
