Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Vikeve

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  1. That must be some tasty sex then.
  2. It's like having a bucket of chocolate attached to your veins.
  3. So how is the walrus sex?
  4. Would you like a happy smiley face in your usernote?
  5. Vikeve was a happy flamingo. One that flapped around the North Pole endlessly. This annoyed Santa, so he shot her. Or him. I dunno, I forgot to check your profile.

    Anyhoo, Vikeve was in just a wee bit of pain, so s/he killed Santa with her last remaining strength, and ruined Christmas for everyone. Or so they all thought! Turns out, Rudolph was the present delivering person, and Santa was the thing that pulled the sleigh. Bummer.


    MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SANTA MURDERING, CHRISTMAS-RUINING-ATTEMPTER PERSON!
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