I hope he didn't die in my usernotes, that's happened before.
Your calendar is approved by The Council of Trent circa 1560, spearheaded by Aicha the Grate.
Helllooo Aicha!
Onceuponatime, there was a town full of cakes. The cakeys and cakettes that inhabited the town named it Caketown. They lived happily ever after, the end.
Can you tell me a story!
Mmm.... cake.
CAKETOWN IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING
Can I buy a house in Caketown?
Voula vou cushe ave mwah ses qua, Lady Marmalad?