I'm certain he could do Grace Kelley for you
Ruthless god-killer, are we? "You have no idea what a true monster is, Kratos." Continuing with the God of War comparison, though, I would probably pay to see Zeus (voiced by Paul Eiding -- MGS's very own Colonel Campbell) sing something by that godawful artist called Mika . . . :laugh:
I killed them just for the fun of it. I had no real reason or purpose, I was just bored and wanted to see what I was fully capable of. I actually got them while they were doing Karaoke... What you didn't think it existed because we mortals liked it? Hell no, it is a ritual that gods created to experience pure exstacy . We mortals on the other hand are tortured by the shrill and terrible singing and our anguish and cries of anger and fear help intensify the pure sensation cause by this ritual. It was in that moment of "pure joy" that I struck them down.
You had better appreciate the effort involved . Not in the writing of the actual usernote, mind you, but in reducing it down to the 1000-character limit. I believe the full version was 2300 characters or so, but it is quite irretrievably lost now, so . . . bleh. Deposed the gods? Took them while they were defecating, by any chance? :O_O: If so, was it a gradual process, or were events orchestrated so that the divinities all felt nature's call more or less simultaneously, and you placed a frag grenade inside Pandora's Box and threw it inside? Messy, no doubt, but it would have got the job done, if god-killing was the goal . . .
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment! Best user note ever Thank you and I would like you to know that I had to dethrone the very gods them selves to achieve this rank. I smashed their bones and hurled their broken bodies into Tartarus. :magus:
Oi; what deity was busy defecating when you were given a position of authority? Ahhh, I see you have a sword. I, too, have -- wait! :Eek: :fencing: Jay-zuss Christ! I couldn't take the tip off mine! Down, wolf, down! :frust: Alright; clearly a misunderstanding has occurred here. Perhaps you have mistaken my aims. For you see, I am an enchanter, and have faithfully served entities of authority in the past very similar to your Cid's Knights, and my apologies are yours if such words were misconstrued as lewd. Accept a gift, to smooth any ruffled waters between us. I call it . . . the hypno-lantern! Gaze, Canis Kanno! Ha! Welcome to my power! Now to dispose of you in exceptionally gory fashion. Goodbye, little man. :shoot: God, is he ever dead. Still alive? Wait, what are y--? :twak: Damn! Alright, you force me to retreat, but know this: I shall return. :magus: Congrats on your new mantle, Wolf.
Oh, you are alone, alright. Unless your precious Uematsu sees fit to come and dry your tears. And he is a busy man. :evilking:
Yay! Someone else who writes long and detailed posts! I'm not alone anymore... *sniff* P.S. Magus kicks ass
