Conversation Between Black Magic Shopkeeper and Christmas

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  1. I would love to!

    ....Just...
    blindfold those monkeys.

    They keep giving me dreadful looks.
  2. Do you wanna take a walk with me and my two monkeys?
  3. We can build a new world now!

    PS: I ACTUALLY LIVED!
  4. Certainly!
    +Does so+

    GAME OVER

    ...How do you reverse time again?
  5. I want to ensure that your product can end the world. Can you test it out for me?
  6. Ah, well in this case you might want one (or all) of the Ultima series. They don't require as much chanting as Giga Slave does, and 2012 will take two-thousand and twelve years to complete, although it's more effective than the other four.
  7. Which one can end the world real fast? I want a trial run before I actually pay.
  8. Certainly! I have Ultima for 9000g, Giga Slave for 100,000g, the ALL NEW!!! Ultimara and Ultimaga, both on sale for 6000g (buy one, get the other free!) and 2012 (not the movie) free shipping and handling.
  9. I wanna buy an end of world spell.
  10. HI 83
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