THANK YOU
Lowering yourself to that level of abuse? I could destroy your mind with just a touch, but I don't want to dirty my hands on somepony as -- What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, yes -- somepony as uncouth as you are. Good night, I'm going to go see how Applejack is doing~
No, Discord, you are merely a sack of depressed animal parts desperately attempting to cause disorder. I simply have no vested interest in your offer. Hmh!
And by that I can only assume you mean, "You're absolutely right, but I'm too stubborn to admit it myself." That's what it always comes down to. You know that everything I've said is true~
Discord, I am a lady and I am not one to engage in such common vulgarities, but...smurf you.
Oh, but that's not true. What have you done for Spike to deserve his ruby? You practically used him as a tool to dig up mountains of gemstones and gave him but a single one in return. But that wasn't enough, was it? He grew a fire ruby as a birthday delicacy for himself, but you just had to have it- and with your charm, it was an easy task. Now, what has anypony else given you? They stitched together a dress that you had already done practically all the work for, and that's it! It seems that you have no problem with taking a fortune from somepony who owes you nothing, but yet you won't take anything from the friends who owe you that fortune. So which one is the true you? The face you put on for your closest friends, or the one you show to everypony else?
You can't learn to give without receiving. I understand my friends give me things to express their appreciation and friendship, and for me to not accept it would be me not accepting either. Step off, you ruffian!
And what will you have left to give once they've bled you dry? I'm sure they'd have no quarrel with giving you something to keep you going, if only you would just reach out to take it. There's no need to worry about seeming greedy, is there? After all, you practically pried Spike's precious fire ruby out of his claws and he still can't keep his eyes off of you~
