Oh, no. Here, allow me to traverse time for a moment. ... Keep in mind I'm going through these at random, so they have no context for me. First of all, I lied. The more puffy stuff at my wedding, the more will get obliterated. Second, HAH, I pulled chupacabra out of my ass xD Third, wait, epic wang? Fourth, scraping egos off airplanes... I wish I knew what we were on. I'd like some right about now...
I was just reading through my old usernotes. What on earth were we smoking back then? xP
Don't give the dream, then take it away. xD I demand you be the girl-next door to me.
xD You and me, AK, we'll go girl hunting sometime!
*gasp* so.. happy.. right now. *faints* xD
If she's sexy enough, and easy going. It's way harder for me to be attracted to a girl enough to have sex with her though, as opposed to guys. Haha.../blush
You liek girls too? So you like to have my favorite cake, and eat it too. xD
Hey, I'm still a man. A manly man. Manly manly man. Do I need to get the comic again?
xD You perv!
Indeed, for multiple reasons. -^__^-