All my usernotes are sounding really dodgy if you read them as they are. Seriously.
OK, I'll just ignore my girlfriend and store it all up. She'll understand.
Get all your love together, for this shall be a photoshop of epic proportions.
I love you. I truly do. Or, at least, I will when I see that picture.
Yes, I will. I'll do it tonight.
Oh my God, will you?
...I'll do it. For you.
I would die of love if you actually photoshopped a picture of you in a ballerina skirt on a bicycle, balanced on a pyramid. I really would. Do it. Please?
Marvelous. Once I get it, I will convince him to make the cookies for free, keep the money for myself, and go photoshop me in a ballerina skirt on a bicycle on a pyramid. I mean what?
Will do. I'll send you it in cash through the post.