I'll wait as long as it takes, good sir.
It's going to take me a long time to make such a huge puppet. I hope you can wait.
Well then I will finally have a worthy nemesis and we can have epic battles that shake the foundation of the world.
But what if I'm an EVIL duke and plot to overthrow your kingdom and install a puppet king . . . Puppet Ganon!
My society will be old-fashioned and contain nobles. You will be my first duke or regent or something equally as cool. Because without you, the idea would not have become a reality
I wanna live underwater! I'll gladly be you underwater citizen.
And I'd probably be really really ridiculously rich, so I can make the whole world underwater! And then everyone would get to live as awesome as I do
Then you could write a book about it and become famous! But I guess you'd already be famous from being King of an underwater kingdom below the Bermuda Triangle. So you'd be doubly famous!
That would be pretty freakin' awesome.
You'll solve the mothersmurfin riddle for the WORLD!
