Can you at least tell me why you can't?
can't!
Oh go on, you know you want to :P.
. . . you set me up for a joke I just can't bring myself to type. Not now that I know you're not 20something.
I do kind of miss my earlobes, but they were damn tasty.
It's quite useful when you're rather hungry and can't go somewhere to get a snack. Who needs all ten fingers anyway?
I wouldn't have thought it was so common.
You're a chocolate woman as well? What a coincidence!
It would be "Ich bin meine eingenes schokolades Mädchen." I think, but I probably got the adjective endings wrong; they're a bitch.
I am my own chocolate woman.
