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I don't really like movies. Especially ones like American Pie. I suck like that. *does a jig*
...you haven't seen American Pie? I mean...you can't NOT have seen American Pie
Who/what is Stiffler? I would know how to reply if I knew what that was!
I don't understand. By this point you should have at least been put in an embarrassing and slightly lewd situation. You're supposed to be the Stiffler of this hilarious movie. How can it be a hilarious movie without Stiffler!?
Wtf, I haven't had any kinky threesomes, what kind of lame ass movies am I starring in?!
Hilarious, delightful, mental issues!! The kind that would belong to the slightly perverted, yet hilarious wingman in a male comedy, who may not end up with the hottest girl, but WILL inevitably have a kinky threesome at some point in the movie. You should be proud.
I know, I laughed for five minutes when I saw it because I have mental issues.
Haha, your new profile pic is so win!!
Carrie is pretty good, even though I haven't read it in sooo long. If I could offer a recommendation I'd say 'Gerald's Game', it's such an awesome read.
