Helped an old man who hurt himself today and suddenly feel bad about this whole correspondence.
Do not compare us to those places. Bloody senior whore houses they are.
That's bloody expensive. It's cheaper to walk into a care home and just wheel one home surely. These payment schemes are all very suspicious.
in 50 years, that could all be yours. FOR ten easy payments of 15.99 you can live in the lap of luxury with your fine toothless granny. other payments may include a roll of toilet paper, your home, your first born child and your promise of eternal loyalty to us.
Some chardonnay, a velour bedspread and a toothless granny - the finer things in life. *rubs body*
Now that is what makes a good night.
I spose not. But I'd rather wait an extra 50 for the toothless blowie.
Don't deny your true self, don't deny Helga. Do you want to wait 13 years for her blubbery mess of a body to be yours?
noooooo i don't want any convictions i'd lose my job.
Getting along with the kids really well aren't you~?
