Conversation Between Agrias and The Space Pope

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  1. Why would you say something like that!?
  2. Yeah I can see why you'd rather be friends with a small dilapidated pile of stolen lumber.

    ;_;
  3. Ok well i meant fellowship kind of friend but you know, if the tool shed desecration is an option i'd take that too?
  4. Friends??? Friends??!??!!

    Look, I have no smurfing clue what your problem is, but you just awoken a sleeping giant! I will crush your homeland like a....

    ...

    Oh wait, "friend" in my native tongue means "one who desecrates a neighbor's tool shed". Whoops :x
  5. Well arent you an odd one! Thats okay, i'm sure we'll be great friends.
  6. I knew a Greek woman once.

    She was extremely unpleasant

    But I like the smell of garlic, wet socks too.
  7. Well you guys are weird. Thats okay though, i smell like garlic and regularly drink to not be so depressed about my greek heritage and the smell that comes with it.
  8. My species doesn't use the bathroom, our waste is expelled through our mouths and skin.

    The dating scene for my people is kinda tough as you may imagine, so we do lots of coke until our senses of smell and judgment are null and void.
  9. OMG THOSE ARE THE AMOUNTS OF TIMES I'VE POOPED IN THE LAST SEVERAL MONTHS!!! :O
  10. But in the future you will!

    I could give you some winning lottery numbers : 6 12 32 9 7 14

    Thing is, I don't know when they should be played.
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