Punk me and I'll knock your block off.
It's okay, Ome. Just remind me to feed you, and it'll all be great. 'Cause I had a parrot that talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died. You gotta let me know.
I am on a new page.
My pets tend to end up dead.
I thought I'd give posting in someone else's usernotes a try. You're my guinea pig.