jolly co-operation needs to be in our near future.
Haha, yeah. Maybe put some nice music on in the background.
I'll be sure to enjoy that in the comfort of my own home, possibly in the shower. Thanks for the disclaimer!
Oh no no no! They're much smaller. They're about the same size as a grape, if a tiny bit bigger. Just pop one in your mouth and jizz yourself into oblivion.
Sounds refreshing and rather messy. Like a peach but better!
I can't think of anything it's similar to. The best lychees will be sweet with a slight sourness to them, though typically they're just sweet and perfumey. They're soft, white. Kind of gross looking, in a way. Very liquidy. BLOODY DELICIOUS, basically.
On my "to try" list for the summer then! Especially if I take a trip out west. What's the taste similar to, if anything?
California has some excellent ones. Israel too. China and Taiwan are the OG lychees makers, though. You should be able to squeeze it gently without the skin popping open when they're ripe, and they should smell really perfumey. They're best for a couple of months in the summer.
If we're going by Pokemon rules you're expected to leave your home for life experience before puberty! I live in a small city in Pennsylvania. If I traveled to civilization I could easily find them!
You've never had lychees?! In which state do you live? Getting struck by lightning is quite common in the Pokemon universe. Maybe lightning strike rates directly affect the number of pirate-type organisations?