Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koradai. Or else you will die.
That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!
I'll have to give myself a PROMOTION!
Snooping as usual I see?
Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, richer!
Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?
Aha! Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away.
Dinner!