I read the last two notes and can only come up with one thing: Morgan Freeman?
Administers the flying chicken wing. I need a goet. Like bad. Maybe a little goet saddle. We would take of the world. Or the western Wisconsin region.
*kicks you and goes away* ^_^
Of course I did!
What the hell. Are you fapping on your keyboard or something boy? And I seen kitties. You are fapping kittens.... Dixie? wth?
Restless natives freakin goe!
*GOES* *on your sofa* Ahaha... >=)