SO THAT IS MY THEORY OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
Now why doesn't beast just kill the father. He's a beast! He has killed a whole village! Because he was going to eat him but he wasn't hungry at that time. So he throws him in the jail which is so cold it's like a fridge. But belle comes! and she's like "Let him go! You can eat me!" and beast is like "meh... you are TALLER which means more meat... so ok!" and then belle falls into love with the idea of bestiality so the beast likes her, and rapes her! No kissing on the mouth though. That means love But she likes it and eventually the brutal rapings turn into something more they kiss and she's disappointed when he becomes a man and she looses the giant beast cock.
So why are there a group of singing people in the town and why doesn't anyone remember there is a castle? "hey there is an abandoned castle, Why don't we loot it?!" That thought apparently never occurred to people. But why? Because the beast ate all the original people So beast, a freshly new beast is all... beastly and goes out in rage and kills all the towns people. A roving band of gypsy singers come in and find this empty town and decide to settle there. And thus you have your singing oblivious towns people.
Hehe, well that's a dilemma No, what's the theory? tell me tell me tell me
But gaston doesn't get belle in the end and I want to sweep you off your feet! 'Cept I don't want to be the beast either D: Have you ever heard my theory of beauty and the beast?
Oh I have more than enough friends that'd be willing to smack some makeup on me! xD So, now that I'm Belle.. what Disney character should you be? How about Gaston?
I'm sure you have some chick friends that would be willing to help with makeup! You'd be a pretty belle!
Haha, I totally should.. It's an idea for a costume I've never thought about. I'd make a good Belle
You would! I'm sure you can find one about now, it's almost halloween! You should be a disney princess for halloween. You have the pretty hair
Haha xD Tell you what.. If I actually did have a Beauty and the Beast dress I'd totally be dancing around in it all day long, and of course be posting a shameful amount of videos of it here as well I'd so win best post for that one xD
