You asshole.
I totally was going to do that. But then I got drunk and forgot...
I thought you were going to give me advance notice of when you were coming. D: How long will you be in San Diego?
Late notice, but I'll be in San Diego tomorrow afternoon, Sir. In case you're free to have a beer.
You wouldn't fool anyone by keeping a snake in your pants. They're trying to stop you from embarrassing yourself.
Customs. Apparently it's illegal to bring snakes into your country!! Wassupwidat!?!
Well then hurry up! What's taking you so long?
...yes >_<
Why not? D: Is it because you're not in America yet?
Except mine. I'm never happy.. Y_Y
