Except if you had a role in a production as a headless man!
That would be most unfortunate.
Well that is fortunate! We wouldn't want your head to get frostbite and fall off now would we?
No, but I live in a warm climate where I don't need to keep my head warm.
Does it also keep your head warm? I hear that is one of the primary functions of hats
It keeps my head happy.
You have a very big hat
I'm glad we figured this out.
He wanted the poor to be richer and the rich to be poorer so everyone was equal Actually I just heard someone say that once and laughed and committed it to memory. Robin Hood was a pretty cool guy. Basically what I'm saying is, yes you can be noble Mr Bandito
How so?