That would be a sight to see.
i'll shove that glee up yo' white ass brudda!
'tis the trickster's spirit within me, that doth extract such sodden glee.
HOW DARE THEE
no problem grotty villain
oh sorry good sir!
HRH Prince Slow, thankyouverymuch
Exactly! wonderful! and they find that Prince Charles is the new Captain Slow
Prince Philip makes a huge gaffe by insulting some foreigners, but it's OK because Clarkson says something twice as offensive an eighth of a second later.
the Queen rips up the track in the reasonably priced car
