Tinfoil hat.
OMG that's just freaky. I must find a way to protect my common sense from the aliens at all costs!
Maybe it was stolen by aliens.
Oh my and it wasn't me I swear but it's okay you'll be alright! S Speaking of bigfoot reminds about how last night I was watching the discovery channel about aliens and stuff and it realy freaked me out I had to keep on a bunch of lights cuz I was scared aliens would abduct and i would have weird marks on my body and then would die a few days later from mysterious causes! I should stop staying up late after midnight my common sense dissapears.
I was doing pretty good until I saw Bigfoot in the park and then I was terrified.
Nothin much I'm planning on running around in a gorilla suit at some park where I live and have a bunch of friends chase me and call me bigfoot. You see I just learned that Justine has a gorilla suit that she's been holding out on me haha I'm going to the lake with family friends and I'll get to meet my brother's girlfreind and I'll be in Canada for a week soon.... and that's about it. How have you been?
Watt sup?
Hey dere!
Sorry, I only do windows.
Mow my lawn and you'll earn another.