You were invited, but you never turned up.
What?! And I wasn't even invited to the funeral? I thought we were tight, muppet! :-[
I’ve uh... been dead for a while. :x
Oh sorry, that sounded a bit harsh. Come back when you are dead! :aimsmile:
That, unfortunately, does not agree with the fact that you are still alive dear sir. Come back when you are dead.
And I don’t mean to brag, but I’m very heroic.
Yeah, it's always the heroes that die in the end.
Well, you know what they say: the people who come out on the otherside unscathed are not the strong ones, but the weak
Oh I am sorry friend. I hope all you suffered was a few broken bones and a scratch or two. No wait, I hope all you suffered was a scratch or two.
I wish it were so!
