Conversation Between Anaisa and Christmas

I'm British, an I hate the queen, an tea. I'm such a rebel.

Think yourself lucky the bug didn't crawl on you. A spider was on my sister before!

But it is my dream to give you one.

Does Christmas have a sleigh?

PIGGIES ISLAND, what a great place!

I found an deserted island today and I named it PIGGIES ISLAND.

Any other creatures other than pigs found on that island will be slaughtered at sight.

CAN I EAT THE FOOD?

An if their full of unsexy hate?

Is only good when there are lots of places to hide.