Too paranoid. Too paranoid to go outside.
I can't go to the zoo. The closest thing I can get to going to the zoo is google.
You did you accidently manage to do that?
My cat squeezed out a meow when I clicked into your profile, "anaisa"
I wonder if the two things are somehow related?
I had a rather arousing dream [that] involved a hippo once (sorry I forgot the full spelling!)
You could just write: "My title is back".
that way
All these things keep happening that don't really happen. I am 132ft tall and I sleep in a farmer's breast pocket.
Looks more like it's just pecking something, rather than dancing.
