I want you to know I've grown to like the song Welcome to the Black Parade. I'm convinced it's about me even though there are no similarities at all.
wow you have skills my friend. watch the pro at work
That's my number one hobby! I don't live a minute away from a middle school for nothing.
then you should steal virginity
I have been known to take generic shampoo instead of the expensive kind. You'd think if I was going to steal anyway, then...
well you take strange things
Are you trying to tell me I'm fat. That's what I took out of that.
Weave me another one baby
oh, i am to serenade you?
It's right there! As visible as an Irishmen! Bah, go play your guitar.