Conversation Between Shoeberto and Christmas

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  1. Oh ya, sometimes weird people will drop by the garden at night looking for butt to penetrate, so watch out for that!
  2. Okay mooooooooom *stomps off*
  3. So off to the garden and dun make weird noises at night.

    Please clean up all those wet and sticky white fluid in the morning after you are done with your animal's boobies.
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    I'll take what I can get.
  5. Oh mine! I saw a lot of BOOBIES mentioned in your proposal!!

    To satisfy you, we have decided to let you have the pig or cow's boobies leftover from our meals and you can do whatever you want with it!!
  6. Dear Ladiez,
    You all have boobies. Boobies are wonderful! They are things that I think all of us can agree that everyone should be able to enjoy. However, being that I am a MANLY MAN, I do not have boobs! Sigh! You would not want me to go without, would you?! As your loyal room mate and dear friend, would you neglect me the JOY of BOOBIES? I would certainly hope not... but I've been wrong before...

    XOXO, Stu
  7. No! Unless you can write a proposal to convince us!
  8. Ughhhh. You're already getting on me about BATHING? Okay mom! Geeze. Why don't I just forget about riding my skateboard on the roof of the house, too. Geeze. Take the tit out my mouth already! And let me be naked with all the ladies in the house.
  9. Chloe is still underage and you dun bath!
  10. Why can't we all just share one BIG BED? All three of you can lay down and make a lady mattress for me to sleep on!
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