I have a funny story to share about the saying "Did somebody say McDonald's?" but it's inappropriate.
Did someone say chain gang? *Hides*
Okay! All is well now.
And now that you found out and stated this, the forum is going to have to be shut down. Way to go!
Is this a riddle. If so, it's not funny. Wait, jokes are supposed to be funny, not riddles. Preposterous!
Salsa is better then tobasco?! Why was I not informed of this?
Traffic should be nonexistant so you're never unexpectedly late for work.
What if he was neither?
Thanks for the Merry Christmas usernote. I hope you have a Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas, Odd Eye.
