Now, you need to come up with a plan to lure Matt Damon on a date with me!
Very, very.
I know, right! xD
lmao. Brilliant.
Well, yeah, but it's all part of the plan! I'd use the rope to climb up to her bedroom. I'd then use the taser to knock her unconcious, and then go downstairs and taser her parents while I throw her in the back of the pickup truck. The chickens would be there too, to disguise the truck as a farm vehicle, and not a getaway car. I listen to Celine Dion as I drive to the restaurant. After I drop her off with you, I order a table right next to yours, disguising the mummy as my date so I don't look lonely as I spy on you two.
...A taser? Yor going to taser her?
I need it for...persuasion purposes.
I dun know what you'd need any of that stuff, but okay.
Okay! All I need is some rope, a taser, 3 chickens, a Celine Dion CD, a pickup track, and an ancient Egyptian mummy!
You shall help lure Eileen into our first date
